Recipe for an earworm

1. Mournfully bay about your social status.
2. Repeat Step 1
3. Come precariously close to plagiarizing Ke$ha by reformatting the “Die Young” buildup with jangle guitar
4. Stay somber, ethereal and detached
5. Follow a classic loud-quiet-loud to tremendous affect
6. Keep it under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Place the song on repeat and listen until your ears bleed.

Author: Ben Hohenstatt

I was born April 7, 1992. I'm a reporter in Alaska, and an alum of Auburn University. I am an avid fan of music, Chicago sports teams and pop culture in general. View all posts by Ben Hohenstatt