- Mournfully bay about your social status.
- Repeat Step 1
- Come precariously close to plagiarizing Ke$ha by reformatting the “Die Young” buildup with jangle guitar
- Stay somber, ethereal and detached
- Follow a classic loud-quiet-loud to tremendous affect
- Keep it under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Place the song on repeat and listen until your ears bleed.